How I Met Your Mother just made me laugh?
Ted Mosby: How do you know she's from a different area code?
Barney Stinson: She's 5-1-6! She might dress like she's 7-1-8, act like she's 2-1-2, but trust me... she's 5-1-6! Oh and her husband letting her out alone on St. Pattie's Day, if that dude's not 9-7-3. I'm 3-0-7!
So I need a new bike
For the past four (or so) years I have been riding a fixed gear, and quite simply I’m too old (lazy, no one is old at 26) to not have gears. I’m looking for a simple road bike - I don’t need anything too fancy, but I’m also not looking for some rust bucket from Craigslist. Any suggestions on a middle of the road, road bike?
I swear, we are just "good friends"
Wade: I wish marblehead was a mile outside the district Me: I love you too
How to Write With Style by Kurt Vonnegut →
So this is a thing →
Today is a reminder that after the darkness of war, the light of a new dawn is...– President Obama on South Sudan’s independence.
The one thing I hate about summer is mosquitoes– Me to Patrick, who thought that was hilarious